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Net contribution: $395
CR's contribution: $773
Jade's contribution: $743
Amount used: $521
Momo Vault: $600

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IF function (excel) in layman terms..

smth tat cum out funny durin work today...


jing yuan's boss was askin him to do sm matchin for jo... using excel... while goin thru wif him... she type out super duper long formula in the cell... jing yuan was quite fascinated...


however, she went for a phone call n left jing yuan with him meddlin wif the spreadsheet... n jingyuan was askin abt the IF function... haha... tatz hw i explain...


=IF(MA1 = mei nu many many, 'go for date',if(age = my criteria, 'go for date',if(figure = my criteria, 'go for date', 'go to MA2')))


MA = matchmaking agency


PS: I miss my baobei today... nth really in particular... jz missing him... ^^


Got washed up on the beach @
2/26/2009 05:11:00 PM

Baobei's toy additions~~

haha... baobei add more toys to his collection...


oh my god... squall is jz soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good lookin... oh my oh my... i wish to marry him... haha...



n here we haf....... Cloud~~~ another yan dao one... hmmz... hmmz... i love squall more... haha...



zidane dun really look lyk hw he look in FF9... he look cooler on this figurine...



my baobei's collection on his FF series figurines... still short of a few though... errrrr... pls ignore the guy wif yellow hair n yellow clothing behind... he jz happen to stay ther... haha... nt very impt... =P


Got washed up on the beach @
2/24/2009 02:53:00 PM

Cheesecake in action~~~

wif the help of baobei... make 2 cheesecake today... basically they are of the same flavour... jz tat one big n one small... haha...












bb tan tasted n comment tat itz nice... positive feedback rec'd frm the Lim's siblings... except for the one who cannot differentiate the taste due to her sexy voice n block nose...


Got washed up on the beach @
2/22/2009 02:07:00 AM

MMF - Mo Mo Fund

as per suggested by lin mei mei... we decided to set up our MMF - Mo Mo Fund for ppl being late for date... it apply to both me n bb tan...


Rules of the funds as follows:
the first 15min will not be penalised...
- $1 for 15min - 30min
- $2 for 31min - 45min
- $3 for 45min - 60min
- $4 for 61min - 75min
- $5 for 75min thereafter


all funds will be put in the meow meow bank as shown below.



PS: Unexplanable kite flying or plane flying shall be fined $10 immediately.


Got washed up on the beach @
2/16/2009 06:25:00 PM

Happy Valentine!!

i almz cnt wake up for my body tonin class today... lucky nt late for lesson...


itz valentine today... n i wonder wat baobei will do... n tat ben ben in order to make sure tat i nvr leave the hse early... took effort to wake up n nt b late... tatz my ben ben de baobei... ^^


baobei gt me these pressies... ^^




this figurine name "my heart is yours" same as wat baobei given me... my heart is his too... ^^


frankly... we duno wat to do today... though a pisces... he is nt tat romantic wor... or rather... i spoilt his plan by sayin tat i wanna watch another movie instead... caught him offguard... lucky he nvr book the tix in advance though... we went shop shop n spend quite sm $$ today... abit bad...


i saw a prog abt a jap foodcourt n manage to find out ware it is today... so tell baobei tat i wana go ther... hmmz... the outlook is nt bad... i mean the deco of the shop... the food is rather so so... bt all of them are JAP food... haha... smth lyk shokudo... bt cheaper lar... of cos sm of the food taste nicer at shokudo... bt this food court nt bad either... we spend $26.30 for food in total today!!! haha... think we will spend $80+++++ if we go shokudo...














thx baobei for bein ard... last year valentine day was a disaster... half way thru the dinner wif LC n jess... my heart went empty... jz suddenly went empty... bt i dun feel tat today... jz filled wif happiness... cos he is ard... ^^


Got washed up on the beach @
2/15/2009 01:57:00 AM

New knowledge for the day

as per conversation during lunch... ther r things tat we ought to do for wedding...


1. Do order the wedding banquet during the bridal fair... you r lykly to get a better deal as compare to walkin in to the restaurant... n the staff r lykly to show u more attitude as compare to durin the bridal fair...


2. Do not purchase weddin photo packages during bridal fair... the gowns on displayed may b nice... bt it may nt really suit u... if u sign the ctt on the sport... no way to turn back liao... shd go to the bridal shop n look at the gowns... at the same time... itz easier to bargain for more deals in the shop den durin the fair...


to those thinkin of gettin marry... do take note...


Got washed up on the beach @
2/12/2009 03:05:00 PM

one thing after another...

i think 2009 is really a lousy start for me... n my family...


first... brocade gt a pay cut exercise goin on... n the timeline is pretty unsure... so... ther could b extension of the paycut time...


den... san shu gt admit into hospital for kidney failure... need to on dialysis on long term... haizzzzzzzzzzzzz... money issue come in here... his medisave n medishield sure nt enuff to sustain on long term...


me definitely dun haf the ability to handle the bills... n he definitely cannot oso... worse... xiong xiong is still in thailand... hw can san shu travel wif such a cui body nw... n who will go thailand to bring xiong xiong to cum here n visit san shu... n wat if san shen bring xiong xiong to taiwan oso..???


baobei suggest tat we get the therapy bed for san shu... sound a gd idea... bt we dun haf the space n fundin for the bed... cos abt $7k... was hopin tat it wil b cheaper n we might haf sm way to get it... bt $7K!!!!!! i dun even noe if i can get tat much of $$ to buy it or nt... n i duno ware we can put the thing... pretty sure tat LJY sure wnt gif up his bed...


jz wen we reach hm nt long... mama lim brought another bad news... the CHINA BITCH who seduce my xiao jiu move into the hse...!!!! n my san yi gt chase out..!!!! BITCH and BASTARD...


no wonder ah gong dun really wanna stay at hm... WTF...


nt tat i wanna be evil n curse tat woman... BT i really hope tat she will suffer retribution for being evil herself... i wonder WTF did my uncle see in her... blinded fool... one day he will regret... cos none of us will be ard to support him... trust him to do tat to family members... he will haf retribution one day oso...


things really cum after another... hw irritating...


Got washed up on the beach @
2/10/2009 10:23:00 PM

Happy 9th month anniversary

itz going to be our 9th mth 2ml...


hereby wish baobei a happy 9th mth in advance...


a lot of things happen this mth... my mood swing... san shu hospitalisation... etc etc etc.... u standby me... n i am really happy tat i haf you ard... cos... ur existence really made a diff at difficult times... i am really fortuanate tat i haf sm1 who is willin to accommodate me to be ard me always...


thnx for everything...


Got washed up on the beach @
2/09/2009 08:14:00 PM

the meaning of a sorry...

sm1 forwarded me this email... decide to blog it out... smtimes... sorry can b the beginning... it can also be the end...


what does ur sorry means to you..???


★~七声对不起~☆


男孩和女孩从小就认识,男孩经常约女孩一起去村外的池塘边捉小虾,每次男孩总是满载而归,女孩却是两手空空,女孩总是失落的含着眼泪,独自一个人回到家,然后闷闷不乐。晚饭前,男孩敲响女孩家的门,女孩一见是男孩,扭头就走,男孩追上前,对女孩说:"对不起,我把你的虾都捉走了,给,我把它们养在小鱼缸里,送给你。"女孩眉头一放,慧心的笑了,就这样反复着他们纯纯的童年,转眼,他们各自成长着。
※——纯纯的"对不起"。


  男孩总是喜欢戏弄女孩,经常会把女孩逗到哭,然后又去哄女孩到她笑为止,直到长大后,也是如此。
  男孩经常偷偷的把女孩的自行车轮胎的气放到没有,然后躲在远处,看女孩着急的走投无路,等着女孩拨通他的手机,然后破口大骂他的小贼行为。可男孩,依旧那么喜欢这样的女孩。他窃窃的从远处走来,灰溜溜的为女孩推着那辆没了气的自行车,任由女孩在一旁发牢骚,男孩却暗自窃喜,然后委屈的对女孩说:"对不起,我知道错了。"随即,女孩便会柔弱下来,告诉男孩下次不允许那样,男孩点头,于是,那时的他们每天都充满着笑容。
※——"对不起"的快乐。


  大学毕业后,男孩和女孩各自有了工作,男孩的工作总是很忙,有时一个月都休息不到一次,而女孩总是抱怨男孩冷落了她,终于,他们有了第一次的吵架。女孩委屈的哭起来,可男孩却很理直气壮的告诉女孩:"这是为了我的工作。"这场冷战持续了很久。终于,女孩还是忍不住,主动和男孩和好了。后来很多次男孩和女孩都因为这样的小事而吵得不可开交,可每次,都是女孩先妥协。


  那年,女孩生日,男孩答应女孩要给他过一个浪漫的生日,女孩欣喜不已,她在家精心打扮,等着男孩回来陪她渡过这个美妙的生日,这一等就是凌晨,女孩在睡梦中醒来,脸上挂着泪痕,男孩见到女孩,心疼的为女孩擦去脸庞的泪痕:"对不起,嫁给我好吗?"于是男孩拿出一枚戒指。
※——"对不起"也是一种承诺。


  婚后,男孩的事业大有成就,经常有许多应酬,而女孩已经成为一个专职太太了,每天在家为男孩准备热菜热饭,把家里收拾的干干净净,她经常会去菜场买回一些小河虾放在鱼缸里养着,男孩总问他为什么,女孩却总是慧心的一笑。


  慢慢的,男孩每次回家,身上总是充满了不同的香水味道,而每次没等女孩问,男孩总是忙着解释说应酬太多。女孩黯然,那时起,女孩不太爱说话了,也不像以前那么开朗了,她总是喜欢成天的呆在家里,抱着枕头看韩剧,然后随着剧情哭泣,夜深时,就会疯狂的大哭。以后的日子里,男孩回来时,身上的香水味只有一种味道了,女孩从来不问,可是男孩依旧说:"对不起,今天又去应酬了。"
※——"对不起",谎言的开始。


渐渐的,男孩开始不回家,或总是在外出差,男孩的事业越来越好,身边都是奉承的人,他每天都在别人的恭维下自豪的笑着,而女孩,几乎不出门了,她总会去超市买上很多方便面,和一些必要的日用品,然后把自己关在家里,这一呆就是很久。从前,女孩会经常和男孩一起聊聊天,而现在,她孤身一人,身边没有一个可以说话的人,每次打电话问男孩什么时候回家,男孩总是仓促的回答到:"对不起,我太忙了。"女孩,失落的扣上电话,那以后她再也没有问男孩什么时候会回家。
※——"对不起",只是个敷衍的方式。


  女孩学着电视上的样子,开始打扮自己,她觉得男孩不回家,也许是看腻了她,她决定不再颓废,自己的幸福应该靠自己争取,而不是无谓的后退。


那天,女孩心血来潮,按照地址去了男孩工作的地方,那是女孩第一次去,也是唯一的一次。女孩涩涩的按下电梯,来到这个男孩经常说忙的地方,她细细的观察这个公司的每个角落,这里的一切,她都觉得很好看。终于,绕过长长的办公走廊,她来到男孩的办公室,轻轻的推开门……女孩愣住了,眼前看到的不是自己的丈夫,也不是那个经常弄坏她自行车的那个贼小子,更不是那个把虾放在小鱼缸里的男孩,而是一个正在和别的女人做爱的男人。那个女人坐在桌子上,淫荡的发出微弱的呻吟声,那个男人,仿佛山林里饿极了的野兽……


许久,男孩才发现了女孩,男孩惊慌失措,忙把衣裤捡起来穿好。可女孩,转身离开了。男孩飞奔出去,追着女孩,那晚,大雨袭击了整个城市。女孩不顾男孩的叫喊,径直往前跑,往回家的方向跑,男孩在女孩后面大喊:"对不起,我还是爱你的,对不起,我真的只爱你。"可女孩,始终没有听见。
※————这样的"对不起"太伤人。
  

男孩一直都没有找到女孩,女孩失踪很久了。男孩的世界已经一片黑暗,无心工作,无心花天酒地,他想不到女孩可以去哪里,因为女孩没有朋友,她唯一的朋友就是男孩,男孩终日守着电话机,手机24小时不关机,怕错过了女孩的电话。这一等就是半年多。


快递为男孩送来一个盒子。


男孩打开一看,里面是许多河虾的标本,有的在树叶边休息,有的在水草里躲着,各式各样的河虾标本,旁边放着一封信。


"我始终没有勇气再见到你,可能是我太懦弱,也或许是我根本不想见到你,我想这些日子你应该过的没什么两样吧,我很好,我学会了离开你怎么让自己存活,我懂得了怎样赚钱养活自己,而不用每天等着你回家,为你烧一桌热腾腾的饭菜,直到凉了也不见你的人,我的手机已经不用了,因为我已经不会再为你24小时的不关机,让自己饱受辐射的折磨。我懂得怎样去爱惜自己,珍惜自己的本来应该美好的生活。我想,我是可以忘记怎么去爱你的,因为你把我的爱弄得遍地麟伤。离婚协议书,就压在鱼缸的底下,你签完字,按照地址给我寄过来就行了。对不起,我想我是真的累了。"


  男孩按照地址找去,他满心希望能够见到女孩,然后让女孩原谅,并且告诉女孩自己不能没有她,可是打开门的却是女孩的父亲,而女孩就站在她父亲的身后——是女孩的遗像。

女孩的父亲告诉男孩,女孩在写完这封信后,跳楼自杀了,血肉一片模糊。
※——原来"对不起"也可以是种结束。


→那一年,男孩疯了。←


Got washed up on the beach @
2/08/2009 12:48:00 PM

ponderin thots... once again...

i totally believe that when miss soh chose 2 b 2gthr wif bugs bunny... she really lyk him... bt sm hw sm wat... i still feel tat she misses han wee wee a lot... becos bugs bunny nt treatin her the way tat she wan... itz nt abt a burberry bag or $500 cash as a pressie... itz the submission... the care n concern tat she nd...


i rem tat when miss soh n bugs bunny first started out... ther was one occassion tat she gt really drunk... she called bugs bunny on the hp n tell him tat she miss him lots... bugs bunny seem to sense smth wrong n rush dw frm sembawang to miss soh's hse in jurong n look after her thru'out the nite... (tat time bugs bunny still gt car n licence... b4 he beat the red light n gt his licence suspended)


i guess miss soh miss the time ware bugs bunny was still gentle n nice towards her and etc... i realised smth... miss soh nvr held his hand in public... doesnt seem lyk the time when she is wif castle...


smth tat i dun really lyk abt bugs bunny... is tat when they fight... he really hit her... although nt those serious kind... bt ther really is slight blue-black ard... even in public... he gt strangle her if they disargue... although itz jz an action (duno if he gt use strength or nt lar...), itz still show tat bugs bunny do nt haf a good temper n definitely nt good in keepin it... i strongly feels tat no matter wat a guy shdnt raise his hands against a ger no matter wat...


i noe tat smtimes miss soh will gif bugs bunny blue black oso... bt... it takes 2 hands to clap... ther mz be a cause for every action...


i wonder if miss soh gt too use to bein wif bugs le... i oso duno if tatz in her case... of cos i do hope the best for her... n if bugs is really the one i will definitely send my blessings...


Got washed up on the beach @
2/03/2009 03:25:00 PM