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Skill of Marketing

found smth in my email... think most ppl shd haf seen it b4... bt still find it funny n hence bloggin it out... haha...


A Professor at the SMU was explaining marketing concepts to the
Students


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I
am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's
very rich. Marry him." -That's Advertising


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me!" - That's Telemarketing


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door
(of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's
Public Relations


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand
Recognition


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I
am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I
am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. -
That's demand and supply gap, do your market survey first


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will
you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into
your market share


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" Your wife arrives. - That's
restriction for entering new markets


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